Happy Solstice and Merry Apocalypsmas!
Not only is today the winter solstice, marking the returning of the
light, but it is also a day that many consider to be the date of the
next apocalypse. The odometer of the Mayan calender rolls over today and
to many that spells DOOM! But since we're still sitting here waiting
for the big bang, I'd like to introduce two limited edition perfumes to
mark the occasion!
NAUGHTY OR NICE?
On the surface: an uplifting and lighthearted scent created to
celebrate the solstice, the return of sunlight and joy! However, don't
dismiss it as a fluffy bunny potion; it has a sinister side for those
not so angelic days when the only things propping up your halo are your
horns.
Sweet and snowy vanilla, creamy chai tea, iced crimson winter
berries, Satsuma mandarins, and pine boughs felled from a forbidden
forest.
MERRY APOCALYPSMAS!
I've lived on this planet 36 years and I have survived many potential
apocalypses: Haley's Comet, Hale-Bopp, the failed Harold Camping
Raptures of March and October of 2011, Y2K, Nostradamus' 1999
prediction, etc... I'm exhausted! Well, here we are on the date of the
latest doomsday, ushering in the 14th baktun of the Mayan calender and
ain't nothin' gone boom yet! (Oh Nibiru, where are you?) Nonetheless, we
can still live each day like it's the last one we have on earth.
Perhaps that's the moral behind of all these End Time predictions: all
we have is now; we're not promised tomorrow. Let's make the best of it!
Vanilla infused amber, ginger absolute, tonka, orange blossom, tobacco, leather and black currant.
Naughty or Nice? and Merry Apocalypsmas! will be live until the end of January, unless the world does, indeed, end today.
VISIT CONJURE OILS TODAY!
Naughty or Nice? and Merry Apocalypsmas! are available in one size, two styles, or as a set.
5ml Brown Apothecary Bottle - $20
5ml Brown Apothecary Roll On - $21
5ml Brown Apothecary Bottle Set - One of Each Scent - $35
5ml Brown Apothecary Roll On Set - One of Each Scent - $37
Happy Holidays!
Vajra and the CO Crew
VISIT CONJURE OILS TODAY!
Naughty or Nice? and Merry Apocalypsmas! are available in one size, two styles, or as a set.
5ml Brown Apothecary Bottle - $20
5ml Brown Apothecary Roll On - $21
5ml Brown Apothecary Bottle Set - One of Each Scent - $35
5ml Brown Apothecary Roll On Set - One of Each Scent - $37
Happy Holidays!
Vajra and the CO Crew
